Pinterest DOA
Pinterest DOA (This is the original 57-words poem, epigram-noire)
As Cantrell celebrated
His one millionth pin
To a pulp fiction board,
His wife pinned his head
To the computer screen
With the spear gun
She had used to hunt
Tuna off the Amalfi coast,
Something she had missed
For years because she could not
Budge him from the computer
Long enough to book tickets.
Pinterest DOA (The previous text rewritten in prose form, exactly 50 words)
As Cantrell celebrated his one millionth pin to a pulp fiction board, his wife pinned his head to the computer screen with the spear gun she hunted Tuna off the Amalfi coast, something she had missed for years because she could not budge him from the computer to book tickets.
I don’t think this is suitable for the Czech WWW.
Wut?